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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:32
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysts Look to Tesla’s Robotaxi Launch After Stock Hit From Musk-Trump Spat - Investopedia
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Jonas Brothers cancel and move upcoming concerts, including one in North Texas - WFAA
So they tried
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
With a housing crisis going on, should we make owning properties illegal?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
The Full ‘Squid Game’ Season 3 Trailer Teases a Wild and Violent End - Gizmodo
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Meta Set to Throw Billions at Startup That Leads AI Data Market - Bloomberg.com
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Struggles Finally Start Coming To An End For 3 Zodiac Signs On June 10, 2025 - YourTango
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Wall Street CEOs are cycling through the five stages of tariff grief - NPR
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
What’s the best local food you’ve ever tried while traveling?
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Defense Department signs OpenAI for $200 million 'frontier AI' pilot project - theregister.com
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives